Childhood Fun Fan Gifts

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Teddy Time Bears

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Charge of the Kids

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

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