Childhood Games Fan Gifts

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"I know let's play big brother." - "I'm not prancing around like a moron."

Football Fans

Face painting.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Personal conker trainer.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'How's the water skiing?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Teddy Time Bears

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Multisports

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Junior Doctor.

"Do that again, but cuter."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Children playing around a water pump

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

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