Childhood Game Fan Gifts

'You've been practicing!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Teddy Time Bears

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Candy Land for Adults

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."