Childhood Game Fan Gifts

'You've been practicing!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Teddy Time Bears

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

Candy Land for Adults

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"