Childhood Game Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'

Football Fans

Face painting.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Marco ..."

Personal conker trainer.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'How's the water skiing?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Playground reputation.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Football Accident.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."