Childhood Game Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'

Football Fans

Face painting.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Personal conker trainer.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Playground reputation.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.