Childhood Games Enthusiast Gifts

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Negative, negative, negative...positive!"

Court. Ah, you didn't say "Simon says" it's unconstitutional.

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"The sooner you learn how to count, the sooner I can hide and you can seek."

Football Fans

Face painting.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Personal conker trainer.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Playground reputation.

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!