Childhood Game Fans Gifts

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

The Deli Counter

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

No caption. (Young girl looks at hopscotch pattern drawn on treadmill.)

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

'Al was competitive to the end!'

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'

'Red rover, red rover, we call Mars rover over!'

"I know let's play big brother." - "I'm not prancing around like a moron."

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

They threw her out of the hopscotch game for unnecessary roughness.

No, no! It's "rock breaks stick, stick digs dirt, dirt buries rock"!

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

Court. Ah, you didn't say "Simon says" it's unconstitutional.

"Negative, negative, negative...positive!"

"The sooner you learn how to count, the sooner I can hide and you can seek."

SUNNY HILL KINDERGARTEN

Drill Baby Drill.

A sign that reads 'No swinging' next to some swings.

'You've been practicing!'