Childhood Games Lover Gifts

'Hang in there, Sandra. In a few years we'll be tormenting them.'

'Red rover, red rover, we call Mars rover over!'

"Cindy?"

Football Fans

Haircuts

Face painting.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'How's the water skiing?'

Children's education

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Jungle Games

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"Do that again, but cuter."

Yoyos

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Multisports

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Junior Doctor.

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.