Childhood Games Fanatic Gifts

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Football Fans

Face painting.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Evolution.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'How's the water skiing?'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Playground reputation.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Pokemon Get Lost

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Junior Doctor.

Multisports

Sporting maladies.

Children playing around a water pump

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Very angry birds"

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Skipping

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child