Childhood Games Fanatic Pillows

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Football Fans

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Face painting.

Evolution.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'How's the water skiing?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Multisports

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Junior Doctor.

"Do that again, but cuter."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sporting maladies.

Children playing around a water pump

"Very angry birds"

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Skipping

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Skipping girl.