Childhood Games Aficionado Pillows

Football Fans

Face painting.

Haircuts

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Personal conker trainer.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Playground reputation.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Junior Doctor.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Multisports

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Children playing around a water pump

Skipping

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Little Mountaineers

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Skipping girl.

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Ready or Not here I come.'