Childhood Play Enthusiast Pillows

Drill Baby Drill.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'How's the water skiing?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Rocking Horse

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"You spoil that boy."