School Play Enthusiast Pillows

'I know one thing about pilgrims. Their mothers picked out their clothes.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Haircuts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Little boy dragon

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

Classroom.

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"This dog has wheels!"