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"Your apple was definitive!"

Haircuts

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Oh, Christ.'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Do that again, but cuter."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

Little boy dragon

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"This dog has wheels!"

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"