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"Your apple was definitive!"

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"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How's the water skiing?'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Oh, Christ.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Little boy dragon

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"This dog has wheels!"

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'