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The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

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Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Houdini's infancy.

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Dog Dreams

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Play Rush Hour

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"I'm a bird dog."

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"