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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Haircuts

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

It's all gravy.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Child with doll in the sea

Little boys

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

A Boy and His Mother

Yoyos

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"You spoil that boy."

Sticking out tongue

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Wild Child