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"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Larry David

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Pop goes the weasel.

Magic Accident

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Lifeguard.

The Ox Factor

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."