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"Any experience other than watching Bob the Builder with your kids."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

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'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Magic Accident

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Madeleine L'Engle

Before Powerpoint.

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'I have a rasp in my throat.'