Children's Show Enthusiast Gifts

Ed's Exterminating Co.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Haircuts

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Magic Accident

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Madeleine L'Engle

Before Powerpoint.

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Ian McCaskill

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'