Kids' Show Fan Gifts

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Applause

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Clive Anderson

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

Tommy Cooper

Ronni Ancona.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Quentin Blake

Kylie Minogue.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.