Kids' Show Fans Gifts

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Ian McCaskill

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

Goodies and Baddies

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

Rofl Harris

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

Eddie Münster

'The pigs can't move, they just lie there... it's awful.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

I'm looking stuff up for diversity day. Anything good? Yeah. Americans are deeply into exploring racial understanding. How do we do that? According to my Google search, it's clearly

"But, Denise, if we stay married six more weeks, we can go into syndication!"

"Oh yes, you can't even recognize the old shoe since the remodel."

Why Magicians don't put wives in their act

IntroBert

Barney Vs. Godzilla

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"