Kids' Show Fans Pillows

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Ian McCaskill

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Goodies and Baddies

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

"But, Denise, if we stay married six more weeks, we can go into syndication!"

Eddie Münster

Barney Vs. Godzilla

Why Magicians don't put wives in their act

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

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