Children's Show Lover Pillows

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Trial by Media

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Jacques et Jille

"Spoiler alert."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Paunch and Judy.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

Bunny TV.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"C-Span is our reality television."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"