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'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Trial by Media

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Jacques et Jille

"Spoiler alert."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Menopause and the City

Good Morning Britain

Clownton Abbey

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Paunch and Judy.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

Bunny TV.

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"C-Span is our reality television."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"