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"... But, it is children's T. V., sweetheart. See, that's Pepper Pig playing midfield."

Trial by Media

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

The Old Time Television Channel

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'