Children's Show Fan T-Shirts

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Clive Anderson

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Pastor of Muppets

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Tommy Cooper

Ostrich TV.

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

Ronni Ancona.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."