Children's Show Fan Pillows

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pastor of Muppets

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'