Children's Program Fan Pillows

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Pastor of Muppets

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

Goodies and Baddies

Old MacDonald Christmas.

Wildlife crafts

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'Mister Benn.'

'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant