Children's Program Fan Gifts

'Noddy never done US any harm!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Pastor of Muppets

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

Goodies and Baddies

Old MacDonald Christmas.

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

Wildlife crafts

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'Mister Benn.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

'Jack, we could stop falling down this stupid hill if you'd stop worrying about contaminants in our tap water.'

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