Children’s Program Enthusiasts Gifts

Beatle Juice

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'She is being impossible again.'

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'She has great communication skills.'

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Young Super Achiever

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Ian McCaskill

Newspaper editor says to woman: 'Agnes, you review children's picture books �' please stop saying 'I read it in one sitting.''

'Mom said I was rude and put me in time out to learn some manners. I'm in solitary refinement!'

Now, my son, visualize yourself removing your diaper and sitting on the potty

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

"Look at the silly grin on his face -- I bet his imaginary playmate is a girl!"

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

"Any experience other than watching Bob the Builder with your kids."

"Abandon all transitional objects here."

'Noddy never done US any harm!'

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

"We started him signing at 6 months."

Goodnight Moo

'...Because of his size, we want to give him time to develop.'

"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

"Call me shallow - I like 'Good night Moon.' "

Ed's Exterminating Co.

Dalek toilet