Children's Programming Gifts

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Ian McCaskill

"That'll be five bucks."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Pastor of Muppets

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

The Hidden World of Desks

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Balloon

'Mum, how come we're always the bad guys in bed-time stories?...'

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"