Children's Programming Gifts

TV News. "Sesame Street" is moving to HBO. There goes the neighborhood!

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Ian McCaskill

Children's Parties

"That'll be five bucks."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown walks balloon dog

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

The Hidden World of Desks

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Pastor of Muppets

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

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