Kids Tv Gifts

Tweenies on tour.

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Pastor of Muppets

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Pepparazzi

Ian McCaskill

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'Mister Benn.'

Barney Vs. Godzilla

'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)