Children's Television Lovers Gifts

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

Ian McCaskill

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'Big Udder is Watching'

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Pepparazzi

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Yeah, that's great. Move your head."

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

'Mister Benn.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Bless you."