Children's Television Lovers Gifts

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Pastor of Muppets

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

Pepparazzi

Ian McCaskill

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'Big Udder is Watching'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"Baldo, Gracie...tonight we're spending time together as a family."

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'Mister Benn.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Bless you."