Children's Tv Gifts

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'If I had my life to live over, I'd pay more attention to Sesame Street.'

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

Children's Parties

"That'll be five bucks."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown walks balloon dog

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Pepparazzi

Balloon

Ian McCaskill

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"