Children's Tv Gifts

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

It's all done by stop motion photography, don't you know!

"That'll be five bucks."

Clown walks balloon dog

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Balloon

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Pepparazzi

Ian McCaskill

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'Animal magic.'

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

'Mister Benn.'

Barney Vs. Godzilla