Kids' Tv Shows Gifts

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Children's Parties

"That'll be five bucks."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown walks balloon dog

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Pastor of Muppets

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Ian McCaskill

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."