Kids Shows Gifts

"Gee, SCoob! Now they've cancelled ghost chasing."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Succession 2

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'