Kids Shows Pillows

"Gee, SCoob! Now they've cancelled ghost chasing."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Succession 2

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Ian McCaskill

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'