Watching Children's Shows Pillows

Ed's Exterminating Co.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Interview with a Vampire.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pastor of Muppets

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

Miami Vice

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Have a seat!"

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Sex and the City Returns

"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'