Children's Television Pillows

"Do you have something more like Alex the Architect?"

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

PRESIDENT CLINTON EXCHANGES HUGS WITH HIS NEW VIOLENCE CZAR

Pastor of Muppets

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!

"She no longer wants to reside in Mr Roger's Neighbourhood."

'Let's see what's happening inside a Turkish maximum security prison, through the... Barred window.'

The reason I produce children's tv I hate 'em I want to belittle and humiliate them as much as I can get away with.

"That'll be five bucks."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Balloon

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Pepparazzi

Ian McCaskill

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

'Animal magic.'

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

That's definitely not a 'Soup' dragon!

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"