Children's Shows Pillows

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

Barney Vs. Godzilla

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane

Kick-Me Elmo.

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

IntroBert

Children's Parties

"That'll be five bucks."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Succession 2

Clown walks balloon dog

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pastor of Muppets

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'