Parents Who Love Kids' Shows Pillows

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Ian McCaskill

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Barney Vs. Godzilla

Kick-Me Elmo.

'Noddy never done US any harm!'

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Any experience other than watching Bob the Builder with your kids."

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

IntroBert

"I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home dad if I didn't have stay-at-home kids."

Beatle Juice

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

Ed's Exterminating Co.

The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane

"Gee, SCoob! Now they've cancelled ghost chasing."