Parents Who Love Kids' Shows Pillows

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Don't worry about me, mom, I'll be fine as long as you keep working!'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"... So it turns out that all we were doing was meddling with a delicate ecosystem."

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Ian McCaskill

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Barney Vs. Godzilla

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

IntroBert

"I wouldn't mind being a stay-at-home dad if I didn't have stay-at-home kids."

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

Ed's Exterminating Co.

The Waltons Hit REALLY Hard Times

Thomas the Tank Engine. Harold the Helicopter. Bob the Crane

"Gee, SCoob! Now they've cancelled ghost chasing."

Tweenies on tour.