Kids Tv Show Fans Pillows

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

Ian McCaskill

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

'He cries when the News is sad!'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

When fleas attack.

Vegetables watch 'Roots' TV show.