Kids Tv Show Fans Mugs

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Clive Anderson

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

Tommy Cooper

"This i why I always dress in bright colors."

Ronni Ancona.

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

'I'm no Einstein, but I play one on TV!'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

Kylie Minogue.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

'He cries when the News is sad!'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

What's on? A duckumentary.

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'

Ian McCaskill

"Why are these reality show stars so famous? They're sneaky! They're conniving! They're evil!"

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

"Time of death: 7:31 p.m. Which means we missed 'Jeopardy!' for nothing."

When fleas attack.