Kids' Show Enthusiast Mugs

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

TV and cleaner

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Magic Accident

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Before Powerpoint.

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Ian McCaskill

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Tyrannosaurus Rex Bicep Flex

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"