Kids' Show Enthusiast Pillows

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

TV and cleaner

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Magic Accident

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Before Powerpoint.

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Ian McCaskill

"Look, we're invited to little cousin Bobby's Teletubbies party."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Tyrannosaurus Rex Bicep Flex

"Any experience other than watching Bob the Builder with your kids."

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"