Children's Tv Enthusiast Pillows

I've got a scorching dose of CLANGERS!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Child hooking into a television

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."