Television Enthusiast Pillows

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

I can't read but I have excellent Television viewing skills

White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'

'The first sign of spring...an allergy commercial!'

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

'... And that's all from this bulletin. But I'll be back with more bad news at six.'

'Day is day and night is night. That is the opinion of the management of this station. Here, with an opposing view, is an attorney...'

'There was nothing on the telly tonight. We watched for 5 hours solid! - Nothing!'

'Retire? What if I want to go to college if I, you know, finish high school?'

Mounted TV set with Dad in a mounted armchair above the mess of his children on the floor

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

'I've decided to step down in order to spend more time n front of the T.V. in my underwear.'

Child planning to run away from home

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

Wedding cake figurines.

"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"What's happening to us, Bob? We used to be so issue-oriented."

"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."

The Impeachment of Donald J. Trump - Season 2

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Did you ever see 'cosmos'?"

"You're watching the Baseless Enthusiasm Network. Hot Damn!"

Sorry You Have Temporarily Lost Your Audience

'I'd invite you in, but it's prime time.'

'I don't feel like concentrating- see if you can find a rerun.'

Offensive TV programmes.

TV Trash