Watching Children's Tv Pillows

"No now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

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"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'I expect 'Sesame Street has seen some new developments since I was your age?'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

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'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

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"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

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