Children's Tv Watcher Pillows

Pepparazzi

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Tree house.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Fishermen

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"He's an indoor cat."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Couch and Potato

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."