Watching Children's Shows Mugs

Ed's Exterminating Co.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

Pastor of Muppets

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

"Have a seat!"

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Miami Vice

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

Sex and the City Returns

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Kids lie about watching TV. Boy says: 'It's all Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat ... I'm exhausted just watching it.'

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey